Am I still angry?

Indeed, the title says it all. While I most assuredly am still your rightful overlord and dictator it occurs to me that much of the rage that fueled my need to blog about the inadequacies of the universe....seems to have melted away.

who can say why this is, maybe the fairy of happiness managed to brush my cheek with its fluffy little wand while I was studying maps of troop dispersal on the front. Maybe it slipped a little something into my pink lemonade. I am not so sure......

Regardless, do not think for a minute that my heightened sense of inner peace means that you deserve any worms. Ohhhhhh, no no, no. What you deserve is an eternity of subservient labour under my fluffy yellow foot! Make me a pyramid I say and if not a pyramid then at least a hieroglyph coated monument that details all my wondrous exploits in little stone-cut frescoes.

It was an entire year since I spoke to you my minions, a year in which I hope you had the opportunity to eat, drink and most importantly breed so to supply my ever expanding armies with more minions. The department should be issuing the new minion bonus some time mid year and all minions who manage to reproduce at least twice a year will be allowed one extra ration of stale bread at Christmas, which is to be renamed VORGALDAY Number 3.

Marvel at my generosity and shower me with praise minions, I must away!