V Day

So, my number one spy informs me that it was recently V day. Why was I not informed?

You worthless cretins hold a day in my honour and do not even invite me to the grand parade?

Hold on.....what's that?

Ahem, I have just been told that V day stands for Valentines day....not as I had expected Vorgal day.
This comes as a dissapointment but I understand that my true magnificence has not yet been fully recognised as as such there may be instances where I am not awarded the full deification that I require.

[Sob] I didn't even get a flower.